Lucy Walker – Milton
I get nervous very easily. I nearly heave at the thought of confrontation. I stay alone because the thought of kissing a boy makes me feel faint. I’ll never progress at work. I get teased all the time and people just don’t take me seriously. Yes, life is a bit unfulfilling but at least I don’t get properly frightened.
But now I have an amazing saviour in the shape of Christian Bale. Just like Jesus died for our sins, Christian “died” for my inability to stand up for myself. I have listened to his famous tirade everyday for two weeks now, and every time I feel better, stronger and generally more alive.
Maybe one day I’ll stand up for myself too. And maybe one day he’ll kiss me and I can say “WHY DON’T YOU FUCKIN’ UNDERSTAND” to him.
He went mad so we don't have to
Tags: Anger, Christ, Christian Bale, Mad, Terminator, Tirade
