Forget the planet, I’m a chuffing pop star.

Dan Power – Great Britain

Look, I don’t have much time on my hands, I’ve got pictures of fans to look at, I’ve got cars to drive, Al Gore to hate, Clarkson to love and golf to play with my friend and producer, Rudolph Crisps. But what I do need to take time out to tell you is, I’ve raised my game – I’m now a pop star. I’ve released a single to explain how important energy wasting is to me. It’s funded by me, featuring me and celebrating me and my glorious lifestyle. It’s called Energy Wasting Day and it’s awesome. Check it out soon – I’ll wack a link in when it’s ready – in a matter of days. Just get me to number one, and enjoy the dancing girls while you’re at it.

I’m off to check out the final cut. Watch this space you fellow planet bummers.

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