Tim Randolph – Uppingham School
Just getting to the end of the hols, and who should I bump into, but Laser Dick, Bocker Bakewell’s mate. He didn’t recognise me initially, cos he was bombed. Turns out he’s found god now, so he was kind of distracted. He took a shine to my little brother Angus, so I let them get on with it.
A couple of hours later I’m walking back from the beach and see Laser and Angus just squatting by the beach track simultaneously doing dumps and giggling… Dad and Julie would go mad if they new, but they’re too busy perving over each other.
